can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
reblogged from likeamountaininspringtime,
originally littlebuster
reblogged from oximora0009,
originally victorianhooker
reblogged from billiefifer,
originally vikingsgonnapillage
reblogged from j-moriarty,
originally picture-yourself
reblogged from j-moriarty,
originally picture-yourself
my mum says if I get 1,000 notes I can finally get a puppy
please help me, I used to have two dogs but they passed away when I was little
just look at the doggie face
LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE
IF WE CAN GET SOMEONE A FLUFFY CHICKEN WITH A 100,000 NOTES WE CAN GET YOU A PUPPY FOR 1,000
reblogged from billiefifer,
originally whatslifewithoutfandoms
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
sweetteaburritosandnewfoundglory:
Live long and get some
reblogged from tobeimaginative,
originally spatscolombo
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
reblogged from timelordkhaleesi,
originally whitelaws
reblogged from oximora0009,
originally balancingstatesofmind
reblogged from flannelcupcakes,
originally sendificator
